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Neddy Got Run Over by a Reindeer

For Ned Colletti to  the tune of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuTHxMjVivg

Neddy Got Run Over by a Reindeer  

Neddy got runned over by a reindeer
Walking from the bar  one Winter Eve. 
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Dodger fans, we believe

He’d  been overpaying too much dough
And we begged him to please forgo
but he likes them long in the tooth 
so he was booted  out the door into the snow

When they found him Christmas nornin
after he had his food and wine
he had hoof prints on his forehead
and incriminatin’ Claus marks on his behind. 

Neddy got runned over by a reindeer
Walking from the bar one Winter Eve. 
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Dodger fans  we believe.

Now we’re all so proud of Dodger fans
They been taking this so well
See them in there watching reruns
drinking beer and playin games with cousin Guido

It’s not Christmas without Neddy
All the Dodgers dressed in black
And we just can’t help but wonder
Should we keep his acquisitions or send them back?
SEND THEM BACK SEND THEM BACK! 

Now the squirrel  is on the table
and the pudding made of fig
and a blue and grey candle
that would  have just matched the hair in Neddy’s wig

I’ve warned all the MLB owners
“Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a checkbook
To a man who wears boots and a toupee”

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